Thread: Lonely Rooster

Skunksounds! What did you do?!?!?!?
You showed a piece of your heart and now we are doing the same!

The Balipod...so powerful... :wink:

Originally Posted by noodles

It's sound ridiculous to me that spend two hours on the way to the nearest Agong mountain to have a look huge testicles when I feel homesick, except a fool wud do such thing...?! Im insane not idiot

Why is it the oriental will not allow us "round eyes" to have a little subtlety too? Break open the old English dictionary and look up "metaphor" or "simile" or if you are feeling real adventurous go for "irony" (hint: has nothing to do with "goldy").

I was not suggesting that you go looking for huge testicles on a mountain (they are there) but that you find something in the place or country where you are that is interesting and new to enjoy.

That's all. We are only here for about 23 minutes so it behoves you to find something quickly and appreciate it. :cry:

Originally Posted by Jimbo

I miss only good bacon and sausages and British TV

Bad news Jimbo - English bacon is now officially shite - after about 2 hours in the pan it turns into leather and water, not bacon. As to sausages, well the whole world makes better sausages than the English do but there's no arguing about taste now is there? :lol:

Lets be honest, you can travel where you will and find Chinese, Indian, Turkish, Lebanese, American and even Irish restaurants, but I challenge you to find a real English eatery that caters to anything other than the homesick English expat. what the English call food is so bad it makes even Russian grub look good :evil

British TV is great, no restraint there, 100% behind that - the good thing now is that all the shows are available on youtube so I will not be spending money on Indosat or anything of the like but the money will definitely go on a decent internet connection.

the good thing now is that all the shows are available on youtube so I will not be spending money on Indosat or anything of the like but the money will definitely go on a decent internet connection.

A decent internet connection will cost you a lot more than Indovision. Not that there is an awful lot of English TV on there anyway.

British TV is great, no restraint there

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Compared to what, Indo or Aussie TV, you mean??????? That aint difficult to beat.

Originally Posted by Markit

I was not suggesting that you go looking for huge testicles on a mountain (they are there) but that you find something in the place or country where you are that is interesting and new to enjoy.

As oriental, I know what you mean...Thank you,Uncle Markit :mrgreen:

There was once a young man from Tashkent

His dick was so long that it bent

To save himself trouble, he put it in double

And instead of coming, he went!