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    With his wife in tow old Froggy went to see his doctor for a check up. After checking him all over the doc said to Froggy, "Well you seem fine but I am going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." A bit hard of hearing Froggy turned to his wife and said "What did he say?" his wife shouted back......."The doctor said he'd like to see your underpants!"

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    Terus?
    Keep on smiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tintin
    Terus?
    now that's funny :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by spitfire
    Quote Originally Posted by tintin
    Terus?
    now that's funny :)
    And back on topic, more or less 8)
    That's It !!

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    That's gold.. I would post a joke in response, but have absolutely nothin that comes close..

    Ct

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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
    their tent all set up, both men quickly went sound asleep. Some hours
    later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards
    sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
    "What that tell you?" asks Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
    speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
    billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
    morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
    insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
    tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

    "You dumber than buffalo shit....someone stole our tent!

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    Bert,

    When you told Froggy's first joke to a Balinese audience and you got to the punch line, didn't someone say "terus?" :wink:
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    Didn't try.

    Will not try.
    That's It !!

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